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American jokes are based on the funny things that happen in america these jokes are meant for fun,So enjoy these jokes here.

Joke :American Answering machine joke

In America one may  use answering machines
to screen calls and then have call waiting
so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place. 

Joke :American Politics word joke

American  may  use the word 'politics' to describe 
the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many'
and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 

Joke : Homeless American joke

In America one may   be a homeless combat
veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft
dodger live in the White House. 

Joke :American Banana joke

Why do americans fail in the banana selling 
buisness? Because everytime they see a
bent banana they would throw it away.

Joke : American car joke

A normal american guy bought the fastest and
newest car ever created. He entered the car
and turned on the radio ; He heard : "This Is
London!" The man said : DAMN this thing is FAST!

Joke :American diet joke

Only in North people order 
double cheese burgers, a large fry, and 
a diet coke... 


Joke :American garage joke

Only in North we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave
useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...