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Aviation jokes are based on the funny things that happen in Aviation these jokes are meant for fun,So enjoy these jokes here.

Joke :Aviation joke

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the 
pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the 
passengers take their seats and get prepared
for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight 
attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came the reply,"
except the lawyers are still going around passing
out business cards."

Joke :Aviation joke

As migration approached, two elderly vultures 
doubted they could make the trip south, so they
decided to go by airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant 
noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. 
"Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?"
she asked."No, thanks," replied the vultures. 
"They're carrion." 

Joke : Aviation joke

 
Pilot: "...Tower, please call me a fuel truck."
Tower: "Roger. You are a fuel truck."

Joke :Aviation joke

    
A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into 
a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland.
Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300
bodies so far and expect that number to climb as 
digging continues into the evening.

Joke : Aviation joke

  
Pilot: "Ground, XY-line 195, requesting start-up."
Tower: "Sorry, XY-line 195, we don't have your 
        flight plan. What is your destination ?"
Pilot: "To Leipzig, like every Monday."
Tower: "But today is Tuesday!"
Pilot: "WHAT? But Tuesday we are off !"

Joke :Aviation joke

Tower: Mission 123, do you have problems?
Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost
       the whole instrument panel!

 

Joke :Aviation joke

Tower: "Height and position?"
Pilot: "I am 1,80 m and I'm sitting.
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