Baby jokes :Jokes about baby activities
Baby jokes are based on the funny activities of baby.So here are the baby jokes here.....
Joke :Ugly baby joke
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus
driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby
I've ever seen!''The woman walks to the rear
of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to
a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted
The man says: ''You go up there and tell him
off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith
said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted
to see if he did
Joke :baby dress machine joke
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
Because they can't dress themselves.
Joke : mother and baby joke
Why does a mother carry her baby?
The baby can't carry the mother.
Joke : baby computer joke
What does a baby computer call his father?
Joke :baby corn joke
What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
Joke : baby bedroom joke
Daddy,daddy, can I have another glass of
But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight!
Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.
Joke :Test tube baby joke
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.