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Joke : Bald and aliens joke

what  bald men thinks
Hey believe me, baldness will catch on. 
When the aliens come, who do you think 
they're gonna relate to?

Joke : Bald daddy joke

A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair,
when their teenage son arrived home looking for 
a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt
him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more 
vitamin C than an orange," she remarked. "And 
more hair than Dad," added their son. 

Joke : Bald harmones joke

what a bald thinks?
Growing hair is a waste of good hormones.

Joke :Doctor and bald joke

Doctor, doctor, can you give me something
for my baldness? How about a few pounds 
of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness?
No, but with that on your head no one will
come near enough to notice you're bald. 

Joke : Barber and bald joke

How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars.
How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars.
Right - shave my head.

Joke :hair fall joke

Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out,
can you give me anything to keep it in ?
Yes, here is a paper bag ! 

Joke :bald dad and witch joke

First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and 
didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not 
surprised - your dad's bald!