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Bar jokes are based on the funny things that happen in bar , these jokes are meant for fun,So enjoy these jokes here.

Joke :Beer bar joke

I was out for a drink with the wife last night 
and I said, "I love you".
She asked me, "Is that you or the beer talking"
I said, "It's me........I'm talking to the beer"!

Joke :Sandwich joke

A sandwich walks into a bar and asks 
the barman for a drink.
The barman says..."Sorry, we don't 
serve food here."

Joke : drunks joke

Q: How many drunks does it take to change
 a light bulb?
A: 2, one to hold the bulb and the other
 to drink until the room spins.

Joke :Grasshopper in bar joke

A grasshopper walks into a bar, bartender says, 
"Hey we have a drink named after you."
Grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink 
named "sam"?

Joke : Brain in bar joke

A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll
 have a pint of beer please."
The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, 
I can't serve you."
"Why not?" askes the brain.
"You're already out of your head."

Joke :Dog and pub joke

A man walks into a pub and sits down 
next to a man with a dog at his feet. 
"Does your dog bite?"
A few minutes later the dog takes a
huge chunk out of his leg.
"I thought you said your dog didn't
bite!" the man says indignantly.
"That's not my dog."


Joke :Number 12 joke

A number twelve walks into a bar and 
asks the barman for a pint of beer.
"Sorry I can't serve you," states the
"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with
 anger showing in its voice.
"You're under 18," replies the barman.