Beggar jokes :Jokes about beggar activities
Beggar jokes are based on activities of beggars and some funny things ,So here are the beggar jokes enjoy them.
Joke : Beggar and banta
A beggar knocked at Banta's door and said.
Give me some money
Banta: I have no money.
Beggar: You can give me some atta (flour).
Banta: there is no atta left.
Beggar. Then give me an old shirt or pajama.
Banta: I have no shirt or pajama - old or new.
"In that case replied the beggar, 'you come
with me and we can go begging together "
Joke :Husband ,wife and beggar joke
Wife: i hate the beggar
who came yesterday
Wife: i gave him food yesterday
and today he gifted me a book
titled "how to cook"..!
Joke :Beggar asking for hundred joke
Beggar: Can you spare a hundred so I can
buy a loaf of bread? Passerby: Bread
doesn't cost a hundred!
Beggar: I know, I'm expecting some company.
Joke : Beggar and software engineer joke
whats is simillar in work of software and beggar ?
A beggar meets another beggar.A software
engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other:"
So, which platform are you working on?"
Joke : Beggar bed joke
A Girl was sitting on a park bench.
Funny Beggar: Hi Darling...!
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling....?
Beggar: Then wat r u doing on my bed....
Joke :Beggar and king joke
Once a King and a Beggar with same face ask
the beggar-"Did your mother work in our palace?"
Beggar-"No, my father was servant there....."
Joke : Blind Beggar joke
Husband: Why did U give so much money to the
beggar who was pretending to be blind?
Wife: Didn't you hear his good words to me?
Husband: No, what did he say?
Wife: He said that I was so kind, so pretty
and so young.
Husband: Oh, I see. He's really blind.