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Birthday jokes are based on the funny things that happen in birthday ,these jokes are only meant for fun,So here are the birthday jokes enjoy .

Joke :Poor family joke

When I was a child my family were so poor 
that the only thing I got on my birthday 
was a year older.

Joke :Present joke

"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?"
Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What thing is that?"
"Nothing!"

Joke :Wife birthday joke

 
Wife   : My birthday's coming.
         Do you know what I need? 
Husband: Yeah, but how do you wrap a life? 

Joke :Birthday wish joke

    
Wife    :I guess I didn't get my birthday wish.
Husband :How do you know?" ?
Wife    :You're still here!.

Joke : Present joke

  
Man 1: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday."
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a VCP ... Very Cheap Present!"

Joke :Cat birthday joke

Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!

Joke :Growing old joke

Remember, growing old is inevitable, but
growing up is optional!

Joke :diamond gift joke

It will be my wife's birthday tomorrow.
When I asked her what she wanted, she said
something with diamonds would be nice. 
I have bought her a packet of playing cards.

Joke :Husband tie joke

My husband said he wanted a tie for his 
birthday that would match the color of 
his eyes. Does anyone know where I can 
buy a bloodshot tie?
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