Birthday jokes :Jokes about birthday activities
Birthday jokes are based on the funny things that happen in birthday ,these jokes are only meant for fun,So
here are the birthday jokes enjoy .
Joke :Poor family joke
When I was a child my family were so poor
that the only thing I got on my birthday
was a year older.
Joke :Present joke
"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?"
Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What thing is that?"
Joke :Wife birthday joke
Wife : My birthday's coming.
Do you know what I need?
Husband: Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?
Joke :Birthday wish joke
Wife :I guess I didn't get my birthday wish.
Husband :How do you know?" ?
Wife :You're still here!.
Joke : Present joke
Man 1: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday."
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a VCP ... Very Cheap Present!"
Joke :Cat birthday joke
Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!
Joke :Growing old joke
Remember, growing old is inevitable, but
growing up is optional!
Joke :diamond gift joke
It will be my wife's birthday tomorrow.
When I asked her what she wanted, she said
something with diamonds would be nice.
I have bought her a packet of playing cards.
Joke :Husband tie joke
My husband said he wanted a tie for his
birthday that would match the color of
his eyes. Does anyone know where I can
buy a bloodshot tie?