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Blind jokes are based on some funny things related to blindness.So here are the blind jokes enjoy!

Joke :Blind joke

Husband : Why did you give so much money to the
          beggar who was pretending to be blind?
Wife    : Didn't you hear his good words to me?
Husband : No, what did he say?
Wife    : He said that I was so kind, so pretty 
          and so young.
Husband : Oh, I see. He's really blind.

Joke :Blind man date joke

Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? 
A: On a blind date!

Joke : Blind men fight joke

One day two blind men started fighting.
Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. 
Then one of the members of the crowd 
yelled out I bet 10 bucks on the one
with the knife. Both men ran away.

Joke : Seeing eye dog joke

A blind man walks into a store with his
Seeing Eye dog.All of a sudden, he picks
up the leash and begins swinging the dog
over his head.The manager runs up to the 
man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" 
The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

Joke :Blind bat joke

Why are bats blind?
Well, you wouldn't see too good 
if you hung upside-down all day, would you?



Joke :Skydive joke

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.