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Why doesn’t Shahrukh Khan appear in any
remake movie of Dharmendra?
Because he doesn’t want to change his 
k.k.k.kiran style to k.k.k.kutton, 
main tumhara k.k.k.khoon pee jaoonga.

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Film director ne hiro se kaha - tumko 
100 fit ki uchai se swiming pool me chhalang
lagani hai.Hero- lekin mujhe tairna nahi ata,
mai dub jaunga.
Director- chinta wali koi baat nahi hai, pool
me pani nahi hai.

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In America one may   be a homeless combat
veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft
dodger live in the White House. 

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In 1975, 3 Birds were flying and suddenly dies 
and fell down.


Why??



Why??



Why??


so simple....


Remember
In SHOLAY, Gabbar had shot 3 bullets in Air.

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Munna bhai: Are circuit apun ko ek nurse
se pyar ho gela hai, Letter mein kya likhun?
Circuit: Simple bhai, likhne ka Dear Sister
... I Love You!! Tumhara Munna Bhai

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If Vivek Oberoi marries Aishwarya and
becomes Joru Ka Ghulam what will he 
be called?
Vivek-Obey-Rai
 

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MUNNA BHAI : Aby Circuit,Ye Bata,Agr Bina
Daanton Ka Kutta Kaat Le to Kya krnay ka?
CIRCUIT : Simple Bhai, Bolay to Bina Sui K
14 Injections Lagwany ka basss.

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Circuit: Bhai American Sadar kahan rehta hai?
Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat pe.
Circuit: Bhai Dobhi Ghat boly to?
Munna Bhai: English main boly to "Washing Town".

Joke :Bollywood joke

What Is Mallika kherawat’s Method Of Taking Revenge? 
It’s Tits For Tat Mallika Kherawat’s Patriotic Song:
“Ab Tumhare Hawale Badan Sathiyo” 

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