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Are hamburgers male? 
Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers!

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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? 
Only if they have a very frank relationship!

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Can you name two burgers who are royalty? 
Sir Loin and Burger King!

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Do hamburgers make good vampires? 
No, because they always find themselves in
   ghoulash situations!

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Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?
Very rare-ly.

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How are UFO’s related to hamburgers?
Both are Unidentified Frying Objects! 

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How can you tell which Burger Land baseball
pitchers are left-handed? They re the one’s
wearing the left-handed meats !

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How did the jury find the hamburger? 
Grill-ty as charred!

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How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?
They chew the fat.

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? 
Plain – Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger 
country? With burger alarms! 

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How do we know burgers love young people?
 They re pro-teen! 

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How do we know that hamburgers love classic
 music?
They re often found at the Meatropolitan 
Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s? 
They loin fast!
 
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