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Diwali jokes are based on the funny things that happen diwali these jokes are meant for fun,So enjoy these jokes here.

Joke :Diwali joke

1st Sardar : Jab phatake phut te 
hai to pahle light dhekhai deti 
hai phir awaz, aisa kyon?
2nd Sardar : Kyonki hamari aankh
 aage hai aur kaan piche

Joke :Diwali joke

Reva to Neel:  ” what is Bruce Lee’s
 Favorite festival?”
Neel didnt know
Reva:  “Diwa Lee”
Reva:  “What does Bruce Lee have
 outside his home during Diwlai?”
Again Neel silent
Reva:  “Rango Lee”
Reva: “what did Bruce Lee give 
his sister as a gift?”
Neel Confused
Reva:  “chaniya cho lee”

Joke : Diwali joke

 
Diwali Ke din EK BAR 2 JUDWAA
BACHCHE EK KAMRE ME BAITHE THE!
1 HAS-HAS KE LOT-POT HO RAHA
 THA WAHIN DUSRA EK KONE ME 
UDAS BATHA THA!!!!!!!!!!
PAPA-TUM ITNA HAS KYUN RAHE HO?
BETA-MUMMY NE DONO BAR ISI KO 
NAHLA DIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA—–HA——HA

Joke :Diwali joke

    
Big B-Mere Pas Rocket Hai, SurSuri Hai,
Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Tumhare 
Pas Kya Hai?
Shashi- Mere Pas MAA…chis Hai.
Happy Diwali
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