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In America one may  use answering machines
to screen calls and then have call waiting
so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place. 

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One guy was so fat, he had his own
 area code. 

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of
 her last christmas and its still 

You are so fat you jump in the air 
and get stuck.  

You are so fat you were baptized 
in Sea World.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of 
those X jackets, helicopters try to 
land on her.

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In America one may   be a homeless combat
veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft
dodger live in the White House. 

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You are so fat when you bungee jumps 
she pulls down the bridge too. 

You are so fat, you had your baby
 pictures taken by satellite. 

Your mama's so fat that her belly 
button makes an echo 

Hey my friend, You are so much fat 
that when the family has their picture
 taken, you're the background. 

Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow 
raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!" 

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Fat girl: Doctor, I beg of you,
Please prescribe me something 
immediately to reduce my weight.
My husband has given me a wonderful
 birthday present,
And I can't get into it.
Doctor: Just come over here tomorrow,
 and I shall give you a prescription.
Then you will soon be able to wear
 your wonderful new dress.
Lady: Who said anything about a
dress? I am talking of car. 

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Only in North people order 
double cheese burgers, a large fry, and 
a diet coke... 


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A fat lady is lying on the beach. 
A lifeguard approaches her
And says, "Excuse me ma'am, could
you please leave the beach?"
The obese lady replies, "Why? 
What's wrong?"
"We'll you see," says the lifeguard,
"It's getting pretty
Late, and the tide wants to come