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Q: Why didn’t the vienna appear on stage?
A: Because the role wasn’t good enough

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Mummy and daddy had taken little
Benjy to Blooms kosher restaurant.
During their first course, Benjy
says, “This soup tastes funny, daddy.”
His daddy replies, “So why aren’t
you laughing?”

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Little Leah asks her dad, 
“Do you know what happened when
the lion ate the comedian?”
“No, I don’t, darling.”
“He felt funny.”

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Q: What favourite nine-letter word is 
regularly used by Jewish grandmas when
they have their grandchildren round for
tea?
A:  Eateateat 

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Q:  How can you tell the gefilte fish 
    from all the other fish in the sea?
A:  It’s the one swimming around with
 the little carrot on its back.

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How do you get to a man's stomach?
Through his esophagus! 

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because he wasn't peeling well!

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Chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you are a chicken!


 

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A friend got some vinegar in his
ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

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