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Did you know the toothbrush was invented
by the French?
If it had been invented by anyone else
it would have been called the Teethbrush.

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Q: when was the last good french barbecue?
A: 1431, and it involved Joan of Arc

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Q: How do you get a French waiter's
   attention?
A: Start ordering in German.

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Q: What's the difference between 
   France and Quebec?
A: Quebec has prettier women and
   colder beer.

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Q: Why do the French like smelly cheeses?
A: Well, in a room full of French people,
   you can't really smell the cheese.

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Q. How do you stop a French tank?
A. Say "boo"

 

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During WW2, the French resistance 
fighters, in their finest hour, 
bravely threw sticks of dynamite at 
the advancing German troops. The Germans
then lit them and threw them back.

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Q. What is the difference between a 
   frenchwoman and a basketball team?
A. The basketball team showers after 4 periods.

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Q. How many jokes are there about the French?
A. One, the rest are true

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Q.What is the first thing the French 
  teach their kids in school?
A.How to say "We Surrender" in German!

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Q. Why don't cheesburgers sell well in France
A. Because they don't smell like crap.

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Q. What is the difference between a frenchwoman
   and a basketball team?
A. The basketball team showers after 4 periods.

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Q. How many frenchmen does it take to 
   screw in a lightbulb?
A. One, because he holds the bulb and 
   all of Europe revolves around him
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