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What kind of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple. 

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Fruit : Apple jokes Top
What reads and lives in an apple ?
A bookworm !

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What kind of apple has a short 

temper?A crab apple.

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How do you make an apple turnover?
 Push it down hill.

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How do you make an apple turnover?
 Push it down hill.

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What lives in apples and is an
 avid reader? A bookworm !

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How do you make an apple puff? 
Chase it round the garden

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What is red and goes putt, putt,
 putt? An outboard apple.

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Fruit : Banana jokes Top
What would you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers.

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What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? 
An electric banana.

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Fruit : Carrot Jokes Top
How can you make a soup rich?Add 14
 carrots (carats) to it.

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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? 
Why? Do I look like one? 
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