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Joke :Hindi joke

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that 
       I went alone for my honeymoon and 
       saved half the money.
Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money.
       I sent my wife for honeymoon with 
       a friend.

Joke :Hindi joke

Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja
raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki,
badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

Joke : Hindi joke

 
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb   : Kal aana. 
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar 
          mein is colony mein mere
          lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

Joke :Hindi joke

    
Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada 
kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri Beauty ya Meri
Akalmandi?
Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki 
Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai

Joke : Hindi joke

  
Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch
           kyun hilate hain? Bole to Dog
           tail shaking WHY?
Circuit  : Common sense hai bhai ab poonch
           kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na.

Joke :Hindi joke

Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye
         koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet:   Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet  : Repeater.  

Joke :Hindi joke

Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir 
           gaya hai aab wo sala kaise
           bahar aayegaa ? 
Cirkit   : Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension 
           nahi Lene kaa  

Joke :Hindi joke

Santa ne math k paper mein dance krna 
shuru kr dya!
Teacher:Ye kia kr rahe ho khan g?
Santa: mere dost ne kaha tha ki har 
step ke number hotay hain...  

Joke :Hindi joke

Mall me announce ho raha tha "Ek 
bacha mila hai Jin ka hai le jaye "
Santa jaldi se pahucha or bola " mujhe 
bhi dikhao ankhir " Jin ka bacha hota
kaisa hai ".  

Joke :Hindi joke

Professor ne Ek Ladke ke 1 taraf 
cake or 1 taraf ladki rakhi.
Ladka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.
Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhi
to Ladka Roti ko Lapka.
Yu bar bar food item Badalne per 
Ladka her bar Khane ki taraf Badha.
Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hi
sab se Badi Taqat hai.
Piche se :Sir g! Ek Bar Larki Bhi 
Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan hai.  

Joke :Hindi joke

Pathan to wife : in romantic mode,
                 Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?
wife           : nahi tu?
Pathan         : tu phir aj humari taraf face
                 kion kar rakha hai .  

Joke :Hindi joke

Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei???
Student:mere mamu k ghar se!
Teacher:wo kase?!
Student:jab bijili jati ha tu papa
        kehty hen
Salon ne phir bijli band kar di  

Joke :Hindi joke

Man   : Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai
        to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man   : Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun  

Joke :Hindi joke

Boss: Jab aap ke pas mobile hai or mere
pas bhi mobile hai toh ap ne LETTER
kyo bheja?
Banta:O humne tumko call kia tha us 
me baji boli plz TRY LETTER.  
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