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Q: Why were the early days of history
   called the dark ages?
A: Because there were so many knights!

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Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned 
   there for years!

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Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there
   for years!

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Q: How did the Vikings send secret 
   messages?
A: By norse code!

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Q: Who invented fractions?
A: Henry the 1/4th!

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Q: What kind of lighting did Noah 
   use for the ark?
A: Floodlights!

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Q: What did they do at the Boston 
   Tea Party?
A: I don't know, I wasn't invited!

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Q: What do Alexander the Great and 
   Kermit the Frog have in common?
A: The same middle name!

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Q: When a knight was killed in battle, 
   what sign did they put on his grave?
A: Rust in peace!

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Q: What did Ceasar say to Cleopatra?
A: Toga-ether we can rule the world!

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Q: Why aren't you doing well in history?
A: Because the teacher keeps on asking
 about things that happened before I was born!

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Q: Who made King Arthur's round table?
A: Sir-Cumference

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Q: How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
A: With a pair of Caesars! 
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