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Terry Hatcher is trying to get across
a river and suddenly she spots Eva Longoria 
on the other side. She yells over to Eva "Hey, 
excuse me! How do I get over to the other
side?" And after a quick survey of the river,
Eva Longoria calls back "You ARE on the other side!"
  

Joke :Hollywood joke

In Hollywood they get married early in 
the morning. That way, if it doesn't work
 out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Joke :Hollywood joke

The hardest thing in Hollywood is to
 keep the marriage a secret until the
 divorce leaks out.

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I was invited to a Hollywood wedding.
 Traffic was heavy, so I got there 
late -- just in time for the divorce.  

Joke :Hollywood joke

One Hollywood kid has good reason to be
proud: at the last PTA meeting, he won
the prize for having the most parents there  

Joke :Hollywood joke

A Hollywood bride looked around as
the groom put her down after carrying
her across the threshold. Puzzled, 
the Hollywood bride said, "This place
looks familiar.
Have we been married before?"  
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