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If ignorance is bliss, you must 
be the happiest person . 

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If I ever need a brain transplant, 
I'd choose yours because I'd want 
a brain that had never been used. 

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I've seen people like you before, 
but I had to pay admission! 

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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you 
some other time? 

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I'll never forget the first time 
we met - although I'll keep trying. 

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I'd love to go out with you, 
but my favorite commercial is on TV.
 

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I would ask you how old you are but 
I know you can't count that high. 

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I thought of you all day today. 
I was at the zoo. 

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I know you are nobody's fool 
but maybe someone will adopt you. 

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I heard you went to have your head 
examined but the doctors found nothing there. 

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I heard you got a brain transplant 
and the brain rejected you! 

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I hear you were born on a farm. 
Any more in the litter? 

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I hear the only place you're ever 
invited is outside. 

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I don't think you are a fool. But 
then what's MY opinion against 
thousands of others? 

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I don't know what makes you so stupid, 
but it really works! 

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I don't consider you a vulture. 
I consider you something a vulture 
would eat. 

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I could make a monkey out of you, 
but why should I take all the credit? 

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I bet your brain feels as good as
new, seeing that you've never used
it.
 
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