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Q: What did one photon say to the 
   other photon?
A: I'm sick and tired of your 
   interference.
 

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Prof to student: "Please draw the sinus
                 curve"
student draws
Prof: "Well that looks pretty good"
Student: "Excuse me sir, that was 
         supposed to be the x-axis. 
         I'm a little nervous" 

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How many physicists does it take 
to change a light bulb?
Eleven. One to do it and ten to 
co-author the paper.
How many astronomers does it take 
to change a light bulb?
None, astronomers prefer the dark. 

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How many radio astronomers does it 
take to change a light bulb?
None. They are not interested in 
that short wave stuff 

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How many general relativists does 
it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One holds the bulb, while the 
other rotates the universe. 

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Q: What did the Nuclear Physicist 
   have for lunch?
A: Fission Chips. 

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A neutron walks into a bar, asks the 
barman "how much for a pint?"
Barman replies "for you? No charge"
best I could think of atm xD I'll 
comeback with a better one later I 
promise 

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Here's a (slightly) better joke.
A proton visits the doctors and says 
"Doctor, doctor I think I've lost an 
electron!"
the doctor says "are you sure?"
the proton replies "I'm positive!" 

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Wife   : Honey...... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife   : Nothing...?? You have been reading 
         our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry 
         date. 
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