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Q: Why is KFC removing the trans-fat 
   from their menu? 
A: Because they want that Variety bucket 
   to pad your ass without clogging your 
   arteries! 

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Q : Whats the differnce between Hillary
    Clinton and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A1: KFC has big breasts and small thighs! 
A2: Bill Clinton has never eaten Hillary 
    Clinton! 

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Q: What is in the KFC Obama Cabinet Bucket? 
A: Nothing but left wings and assholes! 

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Q: How did KFC repudiate claims 
   that their chickens are abused 
   and tortured? 
A: Our chickens are not abused and 
   Waterboarding is not torture! 

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because there was a KFC on the other 
   side. 

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Q: What does a Kentucky Fried Chicken 
   and a woman have in common?
A: If you take away the legs and the 
   breast you're left with a smelly greasy box? 

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Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is KFC! 

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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, 
she has to lick other people's fingers! 

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Yo momma so fat that the only letters 
of the alphabet she knows are KFC! 

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Yo mama so fat, when she goes to KFC, 
she asks for the bucket on the roof 

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Yo Mama is so flat, the last time she 
felt a breast was in a KFC bucket. 
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