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There are two kinds of lawyers, those 
who know the law and those who know the judge. 

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What's the difference between a lawyer 
and a boxing referee?
A boxing referee doesn't get paid 
more for a longer fight. 

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What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, 
and nobody else thinks they're jokes. 

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What's the difference between a good 
lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A bad lawyer can let a case drag 
out for several years. A good l
awyer can make it last even longer. 

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A lawyer, who was talking to his son 
about entering college, said, "Now got 
into your head that you want to be a 
doctor instead of a lawyer?" 

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What's the difference between a good 
lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great 
lawyer knows the judge.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers 
at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!  

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A new client had just come in to 
see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you 
harge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, 
"I charge $200 to answer three 
questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, 
"And what's your third question?" 

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"You seem to be in some distress," 
said the kindly judge to the witness. 
"Is anything the matter?"
"Well, your Honour," said the witness, 
"I swore to tell the truth, the whole 
truth and nothing but the truth, but 
every time I try, some lawyer objects." 
 

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How do you get a group of lawyers to 
smile for a picture?
Just say "Fees!" 

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.  
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