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Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?" Student: "It's 42!" Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?" Same student: "It's 24!"

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!

Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancée when he wants to propose? A: A polynomial ring

4 Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...

Trigonometry for farmers: swine and coswine...

Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.

Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it on the left. The second one shoots and misses it on the right. The third one shouts: "We've hit it!"

Q: What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe? A: Zero. Q: Why? A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!

"What is Pi?" A mathematician: "Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter." A computer programmer: "Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision." A physicist: "Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005." An engineer: "Pi is about 22/7." A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"

Q: Why do mathematicians often confuse Christmas and Halloween? A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

In a dark, narrow alley, a function and a differential operator meet: "Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you till you're zero!" "Try it - I'm ex..."

A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine.

LITTLE BOY : "My math teacher is crazy". MOTHER : "Why?" LITTLE BOY : "Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1;today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2."

Question: "How many seconds are there in a year?" Answer: "Twelve, January second, February second, March second, ..."

Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q" Teacher: "You're Welcome."