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What not to say to the nice policeman:
Is it true that people become cops 
because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's? 

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Your mumma's so fat when she goes 
to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't 
want! 

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Q : What do you get if you play McDonald's 
    Monopoly 30 Days Straight? 
A : A Heart Attack! 

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Recently, when I went to McDonald's I 
saw on the menu that you could have an 
order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. 
I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We 
don't have half dozen nuggets," said 
the teenager at the counter. 
"You don't?" I replied. "We only 
have six, nine, or twelve," was the 
reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen 
nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's 
right." So I shook my head and ordered 
six McNuggets. 

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Ronald McDonald once offered God a Big Mac. 
He refused, and threw it into the sky. We 
now know this Big Mac as the planet Jupiter. 

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Ronald McDonald  dropped ketchup on an easel. 
He sold it to a man named Van Gogh 

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Ronald McDonald could cure Grimaces 
retardation if he really wanted to. 
But, he chooses not to, as a symbol 
of what will happen to you if you 
disobey him. 

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Ronald McDonald once slapped Chuck Norris. 
This is what we know as 'The Big Bang' 

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Ronald McDonald molded Vin Diesel out 
of old hamburger meat. 

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Ronald McDonald is very good at subliminal 
advertising. The movie "Super Size Me" 
is an excellent example. Rather than turn 
people away, it actually makes them 
hungry. And what for? McDonalds. 

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Ronald McDonald is a mathematical equation 
so complex, it took the whole life of a 
man named Einstein to figure out one of 
the myriad of variables involved. It will 
be roughly 10,000 years before mankind  
solves it, and by this time it will be too 
late for us. 

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Ronald McDonald had a duel with a samurai using 
a french fry as a sword. The poor samurai lost, 
and was forced to work for McDonalds the rest 
of his days. 

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Ronald McDonald will fight against The Burger 
King in the future, and it will only end 
with mankind dying out. 

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Ronald McDonald had a duel with a samurai using 
a french fry as a sword. The poor samurai lost, 
and was forced to work for McDonalds the rest 
of his days. 
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