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Joke :Military joke

We have women in the military, but they 
don't put us in the front lines. They 
don't know if we can fight, if we can 
kill. I think we can. All the general 
has to do is walk over to the women and 
say, 'You see the enemy over there? 
They say you look fat in those uniforms.'  

Joke :Military joke

A Marine walks in the restroom and 
sees a Sailor standing at the urinal, 
fussing with the thirteen buttons on 
his pants.

The Marine says, "It must be a pain 
in the ass to have to mess with all 
those buttons every time you take a piss."

The sailor replies, "Yes it is! If 
I were a Marine, all I'd have to do 
is take off my hat.  

Joke :Military joke

Having passed the enlistment physical, 
Jon was asked by the doctor, 
"Why do you want to join the Navy, son?"
"My father said it'd be a good idea, sir."
"Oh? And what does your father do?"
"He's in the Army, sir."  

Joke :Military joke

Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for 
          a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an 
          officer! Now let's try it again!"
Officer: " Soldier. Do you have change 
          for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"  

Joke :Military joke

Q: How do you know if there is a 
   fighter pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.  

Joke :Military joke

Q: What's the difference between God 
   and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.  
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