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What do you get if you cross a
sorceress with a millionaire? 
A very witch person. 

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Where do bees keep their money? 
In a honey box.  

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Why is money called dough? 
Because we all knead it.  

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Why did the mean teacher walk around 
with her purse open? She d read there 
was going to be some change in the 
weather. 

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Fred collected lots of money from 
trick-or-treating and he went to the 
candy store to buy some chocolate. 
“You should give that money to charity,” 
said the sales girl. Fred thought for 
a moment and said, “No, I ll buy the 
chocolate. You give the money to charity.” 

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What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? 
There was money in the kitty. 

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How can a can you double your money? 
By folding it in half. 

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I hate paying my income tax. You 
should be a good citizen – why 
don’t you pay with a smile? I d 
like to but they insist on money 

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What happened when Dumbo went to 
a mindrreader? 
They gave him his money back. 

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The best way of saving money is 
to forget who you borrowed it from.
 

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Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. 
I shall be everlastingly in your debt. 
Harry: That’s what I m afraid of!
 

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic 
band round them? I did! Well, here’s the 
elastic band. 

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A doctor had been attending a rich 
old man for some time, but it became 
apparent that the old chap had not 
long to live. Accordingly, the doctor 
advised his wealthy patient to put 
his affairs in order. “Oh yes, I’ve 
done that,” said the old gentleman. 
“I’ve only got to make a will. And 
do you know what I m going to do 
with all my money? I m going to leave 
it to the doctor who saves my life. 

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At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce 
meeting the treasurer reported a deficit 
of two hundred dollars. One of the 
chamber members stood up and said, 
“I vote that we donate half of it 
to the Red Cross and then give the 
other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army.” 
 
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