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Did you hear about the bones they 
found on the moon?
It seems like the cow did not make 
it. (hey diddle diddle . . .)
 

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Q. How does a man on a moon get his haircut?
A. Eclipse it. 

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Q. What do you call a clock on the moon?
A. A lunartick.
 

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Q: "Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?" 
A: "To get to the other side?"
 

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Q: How many aerospace engineers does 
 it take to change a light bulb on 
 the moon?
A: None. It doesn't take a rocket 
  scientist, you know. 

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Did you hear NASA wanted to study 
the effects of the moon on an aging 
individual, so they decided to resend 
Armstrong. Unfortunately, they canceled 
this because they were afraid the first 
words from the moon in 30 years would 
be: "Houston? I have fallen, and I 
can't get up."
 

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Q. How do you know when the moon 
is going broke?
A. When it's down to its last quarter. 

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Q. What holds the moon up?
A. Moonbeams. 

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Did you hear about the great new 
restaurant on the moon?
The food is excellent, but 
there's no atmosphere.
 

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Two blondes in California were sitting
 on a bench talking ... and one blonde
 says to the other,
"Which do you think is farther away
 ... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says 
"Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ...?"  
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