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Joke :Old people joke

An old man says to the doctor: “
Doctor, I lost my memory!”
Doctor: “When did this start?”
The old man: “When did what start!”

Joke :Old people joke

A small, elderly man slowly shuffled 
into an ice cream parlor and carefully 
pulled himself onto a stool at the counter, 
wincing the whole time.

After a moment of catching his breath 
and wiping his brow, he ordered a hot 
fudge sundae. 
Writing down his order, the waitress asked, 
"Crushed nuts?"
"No," he breathed wearily. "Rheumatism."

Joke :Old people joke

Two senior couples are walking along, wives
 in front, husbands in back. Herb says to 
Sam:" Gee, we went to a new restaurant last
 night and had the best meal ever. Good prices too."
Sam says, "Well, we like to eat out too. 
What was the name of the restaurant?"
Herb says: "You'll going to have to help me 
out here a little. What's the name of that 
pretty flower, smells sweet, grows on a thorny bush?"
Sam says, "How about rose?"
"Yes, yes, that's it!" cries Herb, then 
calls ahead to his wife.
"Rose. Hey, Rose. What was the name of the 
restaurant we ate at last night?"
 

Joke :Old people joke

An 80 year old man was having his annual
 checkup and the doctor asked him how he 
was feeling. "I've never been better!" 
he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year 
old bride who's pregnant and having my 
child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, 
then said, "Let me tell you a story. I 
knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He 
never missed a season. But one day went 
out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally 
grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." 
The doctor continued, "So he was in the 
woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared 
in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, 
pointed it at the bear and squeezed the 
handle." "And do you know what happened?" 
the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped 
dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old 
man. "Someone else must have shot that 
bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." 
replied the doctor.
The name of the restaurant 

Joke :Old people joke

Two old people, a man and a woman, 
walk into a hospital. The doctor says 
to the old man: "I'll need a urine 
sample, a feces sample, and a blood 
sample!"
The old man says: "What?"
So the doctor yells it: "I need a 
urine sample, a feces sample, and 
a blood sample!"
With that the old woman turns to 
the old man and says: "He needs 
a pair of your underwear!"
The old man and the hunter 
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