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Q. What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
A. Osama bin Latte 

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Q. Do you know how we can get Osama bin Laden?  

A. Lace a bunch of Watchtower magazines with 
anthrax and send the Jehovah Witnesses in 
after him. Those people can find anybody! 

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Q.  How Osama bin Laden threatened Russia:
A.  If you get caught up in this war...
    I'll hide from you too!

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Q. What is Osama bin Laden's favorite
   football team?
A.  The New York Jets!

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Q. What do Osama bin Laden and Custer
   have in common?
A. They both wondered where all those 
   tomahawks were coming from.

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Q. Know what the Taliban do for fun?
A. Sit around and get bombed

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 Q. Why do the Taliban wear robes?
A. A goat can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Q. What's another name for the DaisyCutter bomb?
A. The TaliWhacker. 

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Q. Why did Osama fire Martha Stewart?
A. She was unable to find fabric 
   that went with stalagmites. 

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Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden collect 
goat shit?
A. Because it's a great growing culture 
for anthrax, and it makes terrific deodorant. 

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To catch Osama Bin Laden, Grandpa sez:
Spray Afghanistan with Viagra and the 
little prick will pop up! 

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Q. What do Monica Lewinsky and Osama Bin 
   Laden have in common?
A. They both blew a power structure!! 

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Q. What's the difference between Elvis 
   and Osama Bin Laden?
A. Osama is a dead man!
 
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