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Joke :Parents joke

One day Joe's mother turned to Joe's father
 and said," It's such a nice day, I think 
I'll take Joe to the zoo."
"I wouldn't bother," said father. "If they 
want him, let them come and get him!" 
 

Joke :Parents joke

Two kids are talking to each other. One says,
 "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve 
hours a day to give me a nice home and good 
food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning 
and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!"

The other kid says, "What have you got to 
worry about? Sounds to me like you've got 
it made!"

The first kid says, "What if they try to escape?" 
 

Joke :Parents joke

When Dad came home he was astonished to see 
Alec sitting on a horse, writing something. 
" What on earth are you doing there ?" he asked.

"Well, the teacher told us to write an essay 
on our favourite animal. That's why I'm here 
and that's why Susie's sitting in the goldfish bowl ! 

Joke :Parents joke

Little five year old Johnny was in the 
bath tub, 
and his mom was washing his hair. She 
said to him, 
"Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You 
need a haircut again."
Little Johnny replied, "Maybe you should 
stop watering it so much." 

Joke :Parents joke

My friend Myron tells me, "Last year 
on Mother's Day the whole family got 
together for a big dinner and afterward, 
when Mom started to clean up, I said to 
her, "Don't bother with those dishes, 
Mom. Today is Mother's Day, you can 
always do them tomorrow."
Joey Adams
  

Joke :Parents joke

There's not a lot of warmth between 
me and my mother. I asked her about it.
I said "Mrs. Stoller..."
Fred Stoller 

Joke :Parents joke

An angry mother took her son to 
the doctor and asked, "Is a nine-year-old 
boy able to perform appendectomy?"

"Of course not," the doctor said impatiently.

The mother turned to her son and said, 
"What did I tell you? Now put it back." 

Joke :Parents joke

The child had his mother's eyes, his 
mother's nose, and his mother's mouth. 
Which leaves his mother with a pretty 
blank expression. 

Joke :Parents joke

A woman came to ask the doctor if a woman 
should have children after thirty-five. 
I said, "Thirty-five children is enough 
for any woman." 

Joke :Parents joke

When my mom got really mad, she 
would say, "Your butt is my meat.
"Not a particularly attractive phrase. 
And I always wondered, Now, what wine 
goes with that? 
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