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Joke :Political joke

Late one night in Washington, D.C., 
a mugger jumped a well-dressed man 
and held a gun to his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded. 
The man stiffened, but said indignantly, 
"You can not do this to me ? I am a 
U. S. Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, 
"give me my money!"
 

Joke :Political joke

 
Chelsea asks Hillary, 
"Mom, what did You have at 
the state dinner ?"
"Some beef, asparagus, and 
769 green peas."
"Do not bullshit me mom, when 
did You count the peas ?"
"When Your father was giving 
his speech."
 

Joke :Political joke

An official Gallup survey polled over 
1000 women with the question: Would you 
sleep with Former US President Bill 
Clinton?

1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again
 

Joke :Political joke

America once had Johnny Cash, 
Steve Jobs and Bob Hope. 
Now we have Barack Obama, 
no cash, no jobs and no hope.
 

Joke :Political joke

Q. Why is Obama more popular 
in China than in America?
A. He created jobs over there. 

Joke :Political joke

Q. What does Barack Obama intend to 
do about the Washington, D.C. earthquake?
A. Blame it on George Bush. 

Joke :Political joke

What's the difference between Monica 
Lewinsky and the rest of us?
When we want some dick in the White 
House, we just vote
 

Joke :Political joke

What is Bill Clinton's favorite 
federal program?
Head Start 
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