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"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."    

Joke : School joke

A little girl came home from school 
and said to her mother, "Mommy, today 
in school I was punished for something 
that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's 
terrible! I'm going to have a talk 
with your teacher about this ... by 
the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."    

Joke : School joke

The child comes home from his first day
 at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to 
go back tomorrow."
    

Joke : School joke

Little Johnny returns from school 
and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?'
 and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"    

Joke : School joke

A teacher was having trouble teaching 
arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, 
"if you reached in your right pocket and 
found a nickel, and you reached in your 
left pocket and found another one, what 
would you have?"
"Somebody else's pants."    

Joke : School joke

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside
 of a tree called?"
Sam: "I donít know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"    

Joke : School joke

The teacher came up with a good problem. 
"Suppose," she asked the second-graders, 
"there were a dozen sheep and six of them 
jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. 
When one goes, they all go!    

Joke : School joke

Billy and Willy were at Sunday school studying 
about Noah's ark. On the way home, Willy asked, 
"Do you think Noah did much fishing?"
"How could he?" said Billy. "He only 
had two worms".
    

Joke : School joke

The teacher is droning away in the classroom 
when he notices a student sleeping way up 
in the back row. The teacher shouts to the 
sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake 
that student up!"
The neighbor yells back, "You put him to 
sleep, you wake him up!"    

Joke : School joke

Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the 
earth is round?
Milton: I can't. Besides, I never said 
        it was.    

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Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't 
sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were 
just a little quieter, I could.    
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