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Joke : Sports joke

Small Boy (walking round links with his father):
 “Daddy, here’s a ball for you.”

Father: “Where did you get that from?”

Small Boy: “It’s a lost ball, Daddy.”

Father: “Are you sure it’s a lost ball?”

Small Boy: “Yes, Daddy; they’re still 
looking for it.”

Joke : Sports joke

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle. 
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who’s driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can’t Michael Irvin get into a 
huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to 
associate with known felons.

Joke : Sports joke

Which goal keeper can jump higher than 
a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!

Joke : Sports joke

Why do grasshoppers not go to many 
football matches?
They prefer cricket matches!

Joke : Sports joke

What stories are told by basketball 
players?
Tall stories!

Joke : Sports joke

Who won the race between two balls 
of string?
They we’re tied!

Joke : Sports joke

Why are football players never 
asked for dinner?
Because they’re always dribbling!

Joke : Sports joke

Why did the footballer hold his boot 
to his ear?
Because he liked sole music!

Joke : Sports joke

What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea!
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