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Joke : Success joke


"Sir, What is the secret of your success?" 
a reporter asked a bank president.

"Two words"

"And, Sir,what are they?"

"Right decisions."

"And how do you make right decisions?"

"One word."

"And,sir, What is that?"

"Experience."

"And how do you get Experience?"

"Two words"

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Wrong decisions" 

  

Joke : Success joke

Fastest Way to Success (Joke)

Father : “I want you to marry a girl 
         of my choice”
Son    : “I will choose my own bride!”
Father : “But the girl is Bill Gates’s 
         daughter.”
Son    : “Well, in that case… OK”

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father    : “I have a husband for your 
            daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too 
             young to marry!”
Father    : “But this young man is a 
              vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case… OK”

Finally Father goes to see the 
president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to 
         be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have 
            more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man 
         is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case… OK”

This is how good business is done.  

Joke : Success joke

SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . . not peeing in your pants
At age 12 success is . . . having friends
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license
At age 20 success is . . . having sex
At age 35 success is . . . having money
At age 50 success is . . . having money
At age 60 success is . . . having sex
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license
At age 75 success is . . . having friends
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pant  
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