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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on 
         talking when people are no longer 
student : "A teacher". 

Joke : Teacher joke

A teacher asked student, What is the
full form of Maths?
The student answered, 'Mentaly 
Affected Teachers Harrasing Students' 

Joke : Teacher joke

Teacher asked, If I saw a man beating 
a dog and stopped him then what 
virtue would I be showing?
The student replied: BROTHERLY LOVE

Joke : Teacher joke

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be 
a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. 
Everyone must attend it.
Sudent: Sorry my mom wouldnt 
let me go so far. 

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Teacher: How old is your dad.
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad 
         only after I was born 

Joke : Teacher joke

he maths teacher asked Little 
Billy "If you have 20 and I 
ask you for 10 as a
loan, how many pounds would 
you still have?".
"Twenty" came the reply.
"How so?" enquired the teacher.
"Just because you ask me to loan
 you 10, it doesn't mean I am going to" 

Joke : Teacher joke

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".

PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."

PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth 
       letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?

TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's 
wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find
          North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who 
         discovered America?