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Boy girl jokes are jokes those are based on funny boy and girl activities , So here are boy girl jokes for you enjoy!

Joke :Boy girl joke

Boy: "Isn't the principal a dummy!"
Girl: "Say, do you know who I am?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "I'm the principal's daughter."
Boy: "And do you know who I am?"
Girl: "No,"
Boy: "Thank god!" 

Joke :Boy girl joke

Girl: Do you know, married men live 
      longer than single man do?
Boy : Do you know married men are 
      a lot more willing to die! 
 

Joke :Boy girl joke

 
Boy : Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy : No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i
      marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa,
      3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. 
     Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I  
     get the salary when actually I am the BOSS.. 

Joke :Boy girl joke

    
A Fact :
"A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget
But
She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had
Forgiven And Forgotton.. 

Joke : Boy girl joke

  
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all d best
Girl: All da best to u too
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed
 Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.. 

Joke :Boy girl joke

Boy Brought Present 4 His GF
Girl :(After Opening)What D Hell
      Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
Boy  : U Wanted Stars Na?Now Sit
      On It N Get Lost!!

 

Joke :Boy girl joke

Boy To Girl: Why do you love a rose, 
which dies in a day.
But don’t love me, who dies for you everyday?
Girl Replied: . . . . . . Oye hoye … Dialogue!! 

Joke :Boy girl joke

Girl-Nice Mobile.
Where Did U Buy? Boy-I Won Dis In A Running Race.
Girl-How Many People Participated?
Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME.

 

Joke :Boy girl joke

STRANGE REALITY OF FACEBOOK:
Girl Status: I am feeling sad.. 952 comments
Boy Status: I am going to commit suicide .. 2 likes. 

 

Joke :Boy girl joke

Innocent girl:Why boys are so careless
              and irresponsible?
Clever boy   :Coz they know that somewhere 
              a sweet and innocent girl is 
              learning to be responsible for
              them. 
 

Joke :Boy girl joke

Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.?
Girl: No-But why..?
Boy: bcoz you have all the things 
I’m searching for….! 
 

Joke :Boy girl joke

GIRL: I Have A Question For You.
BOY: Alright, Ask Me. 
GIRL: What Do You See When You 
Look In My Eyes?
BOY: You Honestly Wanna Know? 
GIRL: Yeah !!……
BOY: My Future 

Joke :Boy girl joke

Undefined Things of Boys
Tum na bahut wo ho (now what the hell is ‘wo’)
Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi (no one will ever 
know what was their ‘umeed’)
Tum pehle jaisi nahi rahi (they will themselves
change you as time passes and then throw this dialogue ) 
 

Joke :Boy girl joke

Boy: Boys are intelligent than girls!
Girl: Any proof ? Boy: You always say intelliGENTS
but you never say intelliLADIES!
“Great people Great thoughts.” 

Joke :Boy girl joke

Girl : neend me ho to sapne bhejo!
       jaag rahe ho to yaadein bhejo! ro rahe 
       ho to aansu bhejo! sms parh rahe ho to 
       reply bhejo!
Boy  : toilet me hun, kya bhejun? 

Joke :Boy girl joke

BOY: come with me… 
GIRL: where?
BOY: wherever you like.
GIRL: OK let’s go to Police Station.
BOY: Lo batao ab banda apni sister 
     se majak bhi nahi kar sakta!  

Joke :Boy girl joke

Boy and girl in restaurant
Boy: I love you
Girl: I don’t love you
Boy: Think again?
Girl: No no and no
Boy: waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl: ok ok….I love you too   

Joke :Boy girl joke

Girl: kya kr rhy ho?
Boy: Makhiyan mar rha hu
Girl: ktni mari?
Boy: 3male or 2female
Girl: Kse malom?
Boy: 3 shrab ki bottle se chipki hui thi
    or 2 fone se.   

Joke :Boy girl joke

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break
Nai Lag rahe.  
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